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Comprehensive Macro Insurance
Covers loss or damage to you, your property and loved ones due to destruction, theft and vandalism by macros of any size (up to city size).
- Damage/loss of your house
- Damage/loss of your car
- Loss of you or loved ones
- New-for-old Replacement Car
Reality Assistance Insurance
Covers you and your family if your planet/galaxy was destroyed by a Galactic Sized Macro.
- Damage/loss of your house
- Damage/loss of your car
- Loss of you or loved ones
- Reality Swap
Third Party Liability Cover
Covers your liability for accidental damage you (as a macro) cause to other people’s property, including their vehicles, pets and loved ones.
- Damage to someone else’s property
- Damage to cars you throw
- Loss if you accidentally vored a friend
- Size Reduction Therapy
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Macro Insurance Reviews
“My therapist forced me to get Macro Insurance because I like getting stepped on too much. Was the best choice I was forced to do! Now I can keep getting stepped on by giant paws!”
Corgi King
“As a DJ, my equipment is my livelihood. That’s why I always make sure to have Macro Insurance to protect my gear from any unexpected incidents.”
Puppo Bandit
“Macro insurance paid to fix all of my bones after a giant furry stepped on me. 10/10”
Tenet Dragon
“At the end of the day its all about piece of mind. Not having to worry about having all your most prized possessions destroyed by a completely normal and frequent natural disaster. That’s why I chose Macro Insurance”
Damoderg
“With Macro Insurance, I know my life savings are in good hands, and I never have to worry about giant paws underfoot ever again!”
Farin Vikka
“It’s great to know that macro insurance has you covered, just like the giant paw that covered my car!”
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